My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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