...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
True but thats because hes a fetus.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
