i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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