She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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