Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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