I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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