Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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