The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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