So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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