Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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