sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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