just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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