If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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