and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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