She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
wow bdsm is so cute
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