My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Btw I puked in your glovebox
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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