we're blogging at a bar
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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