I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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