is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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