Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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