i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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