im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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