I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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