I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
