you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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