Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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