The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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