And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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