i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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