Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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