I think my fart just growled at me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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