What a fucking waste of an outfit
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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