And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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