In the future we'll all be gay
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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