I'm drive I can fine osifer
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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