I want to walk on stilts...naked
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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