atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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