It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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