he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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