Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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