I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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