ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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