Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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