no, he came in my armpit
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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