Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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