batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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