nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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