she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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