I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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