This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i have herpe
just one?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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