69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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