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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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