can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
