You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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