everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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