dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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