Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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