I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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