Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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