I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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